How to Have a Great Day

Do not eat Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch.

Do not eat two pieces of bread for breakfast.

Do not sit on the floor for 4 hours straight.

Do not watch 3 movies in a row.

    Perhaps 2, but certainly not 3.

Do not play anything on addictinggames.com.

Do not have one bottle of wine.

    Have two.

Have sex after yoga.

    You can skip the yoga part.