Sometimes I sit down for tea or coffee in the afternoon,
to give myself balance.
My leg starts to shake soon after
so to stop my leg shaking
I do a push-up or two
and then remember that push-ups are stupid
and then I sit back down to drink another sip
but then I remember how much I dislike burning my mouth
so I sit there and meditate
but then I remember that we don’t have a microwave
so if I’m going to drink this, I’d rather it be hot,
so I suck it up and drink the fucking thing.
I am living a healthy, balanced life.